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How many Jokes are there any how a Zillion or more!Well I could spend the next ten years telling ya'll jokes and stories but shoot I don't have the time fer that on a website so I'll jest share a few of em with ya! Bubba. Guess I will start by pickin' on some of my friends - Musicians: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ? Homeless .. How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ? Pay for the pizza. What is "perfect pitch?" When you lob a clarinet into a toilet without hitting the rim. What do call a successful musician? A guy whose wife or girlfriend has 2 jobs. What's the range of a tuba? About twenty yards, if you have a good arm. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer. "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?" "Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer." What's the best thing to play on a stand up bass? Solitaire. How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb ? He holds it up and the world revolves around him. Why are is a fiddler's fingers like lightning? They rarely strike the same spot twice. What's the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish .. What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin? No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor. Why was the piano invented? So the musician would have a place to put his beer. Why do bands have bass players? To translate for the drummer. How do you get a drummer to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. Well I guess I picked enough on them there musicians so lets move on to something else! RIGHT! To visit Bubba's Management Team Online Click On The Banner Below!
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